A beggar asks a man for a Rupee.
"Do you drink, smoke, or gamble?" asks the man.
The beggar says, "I don't touch a drop, never smoked and hate gambling."
"Okay," says the man, "If you will come home with me I will give you a 10 Rupees."
As they enter the house, the man's wife takes him aside and hisses, "How dare you bring that terrible looking man into our home!?"
"Darling," says the man, "I just wanted you to see what a man looks like who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and doesn't gamble."
"Do you drink, smoke, or gamble?" asks the man.
The beggar says, "I don't touch a drop, never smoked and hate gambling."
"Okay," says the man, "If you will come home with me I will give you a 10 Rupees."
As they enter the house, the man's wife takes him aside and hisses, "How dare you bring that terrible looking man into our home!?"
"Darling," says the man, "I just wanted you to see what a man looks like who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and doesn't gamble."
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