Download Angry Birds Game for Windows 7/XP Computers

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While Angry Birds iPhone App costs $0.99 if you decide to buy it on iTunes (or you can try the Angry Birds Lite version for free), the Angry Birds Windows App will cost $4.99. Only Works on Windows 7 and Windows XP (wonder why they left out Windows Vista). Do you enjoy Angry Birds?

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Earth! - From Begining to The End...

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bharmi the coach (funny in telugu)

FINALLY TOP SECRET REVEALED

BEHIND SUCCESS OF YUVRAJ AND TEAM INDIA














గచ్చిబౌలి దివాకర్
అనకాపల్లి టీం లో 14th ప్లేయర్
మ్యాచ్ రికార్డ్స్

GACCHIBOWLI DIWAKAR (LIVING LEGEND)



దివాకర్ గారు సెమీస్ లో పాక్ పై మమ్మల్ని గెలిపించాడని ఎంత ప్రాక్టీస్ చేసారో మాటల్లో చెప్పలేను







ప్రాక్టీసు లో దివాకర్ గారు ఎన్నో గాయాలకు గురి అయ్యారు. అది తలచుకుంటేనే చాల బాధగా ఉంది.








మేము ఆయన నుంచి ఎన్నో బ్యాటింగ్ మెళకువలు నేర్చుకున్నాం.









దివాకర్ గారి లో ఉన్న ఫైర్ నా బ్యాటింగ్ లో కనబడుతుంది.






మేము తీసే ప్రతీ వికెట్ ఆయన చేసిన కృషి ఫలితమే







Out…….. out………. Out I say



నేను మ్యాచ్ లో వత్తిడికి లోనైనప్పుడు దివాకర్ గారి కల్మషం లేని మొహాన్ని గుర్తుచేసుకుంటాను అదే నా విజయ రహస్యం.






I don’t know how boys are crazy about me .They praised me a lot. My boys did wonderful job in world cup.



ఇండియా టీం వెనుక నేను ఉన్నానని నా పేరు బయటికి రానీకుండా ఈ మీడియా వాళ్ళు తొక్కేసారమ్మటాలెంట్మొత్తం తొక్కేసారు.


రండి! బోయ్స్ అండ్ గాళ్స్ నాతో చేతులు కలపండి. మీరు నాలా ఎంకరేజ్ చేసి ఇండియా ని గెలిపించండి.

Boy got Rejected,Girl got Selected in interview for the same reason (Funny)

Boy got Rejected,Girl got Selected in interview for the same reason.

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Reason : They both had 1st button of their shirts opened infront of CEO.

The New Genaration Family (FaceBookFunny)

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:

"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.
Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!

26 Jokes About SEO

1. You might be an SEO if…
On your honeymoon, you put a “nofollow” sign on the door…

2. What do pigs & SEOs have in common?
SPAM.

3. If it weren’t for SEOs, we wouldn’t need them.

4. Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved.

5. It is the trade of SEOs to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour.

6. You might be an SEO if…
When your daughter brings home a new boyfriend to meet you, your first thought is to check his backlinks.

7. How was copper wire invented?
Two SEOs were arguing over a penny.

8. Two SEOs were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,” said one, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. End of discussion.

9. SEOs are the only profession where the more there are, the more are needed!

10. Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.

11. What are SEOs good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.

12. What do you call 100 SEOs at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!

13. What do mold, ooze, pond scum and SEOs have in common?
They’re all slime.

14. What does pond scum have more of than SEOs?
Respect.

15. What is the definition of a shame (as in “gee, that’s a shame”)?
When a tour bus full of SEOs goes over a cliff.
What is the definition of a “crying shame”?
There was an empty seat on the bus.

16. What is the difference between pigs and SEOs?
You can learn to respect a pig.

17. You might be an SEO if…
You feel uncomfortable and out of place at a minor league baseball game because you don’t see a Text Link Ads advertisement on the outfield wall.

18. What’s the difference between SEOs and vampires?
Vampires only suck blood at night.

19. Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs?
New Jersey got first pick.

20. Why do they bury SEOs 20 feet under?
Because deep down, they’re really good people.

21. Why don’t hyenas eat SEOs?
Even hyenas have some dignity.

22. How many SEOs does it take to shingle a roof?
About 3 1/2, but you need to slice them pretty thin.

23. Why should SEOs wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.

24. Why won’t sharks attack SEOs?
Professional courtesy.

25. The problem with SEOs jokes is that most SEOs don’t think they are funny, and most people don’t understand that they’re just jokes!

26. How many SEOs does it take to change a light bulb?
15 - 1 to do the keyword research to make sure you’re changing the right light bulb, 1 to optimize the light bulb, and 13 to get the links.

Sources:

Small Business SEM

Joost de Valk’s SEO Blog

Stunt Dubl.com

Real Fact About Drinking,Smoking(Funny)

A beggar asks a man for a Rupee.

"Do you drink, smoke, or gamble?" asks the man.

The beggar says, "I don't touch a drop, never smoked and hate gambling."

"Okay," says the man, "If you will come home with me I will give you a 10 Rupees."

As they enter the house, the man's wife takes him aside and hisses, "How dare you bring that terrible looking man into our home!?"

"Darling," says the man, "I just wanted you to see what a man looks like who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and doesn't gamble."

Funny Birthday Massages

• Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
• To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age.
• Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
• Money's tight
• Times are hard
• Here's you friggin birthday card
• Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
• Better to be over the hill than burried under it.
• You are only as old as you act.
• So many candles... so little cake.
• Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.
• We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
• Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.
• Source From Birthday Massages

Answer This Question ? (By Question Guru)

Firstly, Assume that you are travelling in a river in your boat. After travelling to some distance,suddenly your boat is hardly hit and you are going to sink. What would you do to save yourself from sinking ?

Answer: Any One Know The Answer ,Write Your Answer In CommentsPlease Write Your Answers In Comments : We Are View The Answers Every Day !

Things to Learn from Japan (Please Remember Only For Fun )

1. THE CALM
Not a single visual of chest-beating or wild grief. Sorrow itself has been elevated.

2. THE DIGNITY
Disciplined queues for water and groceries. Not a rough word or a crude gesture.

3. THE ABILITY
The incredible architects, for instance. Buildings swayed but didn’t fall.

4. THE GRACE
People bought only what they needed for the present, so everybody could get something.

5. THE ORDER
No looting in shops. No honking and no overtaking on the roads. Just understanding.

6. THE SACRIFICE

Fifty workers stayed back to pump sea water in the N-reactors. How will they ever be repaid?

7. THE TENDERNESS
Restaurants cut prices. An unguarded ATM is left alone. The strong cared for the weak.

8. THE TRAINING

The old and the children, everyone knew exactly what to do. And they did just that.

9. THE MEDIA

They showed magnificent restraint in the bulletins. No silly reporters. Only calm reportage.

10. THE CONSCIENCE

When the power went off in a store, people put things back on the shelves and left quietly

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A Funny Scene In The Morning

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A Funny Facts About Girls

What is the difference between girls
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, and 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take
her to bed.

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed


At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.<<<<Finally>>>>
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

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Facts About Old Men and Women

Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them?
A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction.
Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause?
A: By staying busy. If you're mechanically inclined, you can remodel the garage. When you are finished you will have a flat in which to live.
Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse?
A: She should tell him she's with child.
Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck?
A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles.
Q: How can older people remember where they parked their cars?
A: Use the Valet service. They have to remember where your car is.
Q: Do older people have problems storing their short term memories?
A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage.
Q: Do older people have deeper sleep?
A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon
Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses?
A: On top of their heads.
Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops?
A: 'Gee, I have one of these.'

What Are You Seening On This Picture !

You Are Seening Old Women And Man ! Yes,No
see It Too Depth !
You Can Seen The Younger People

Weight Loss Plan

 

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 63 pounds that week.

Student Vs Professor

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"

Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"

Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "

Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"

Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.

Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.

He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."

Funny Scene At Zoo

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An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.

On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring.

During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!"

The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!"

How Many People Are In This Cartoon?

I know, I know... Its a little bit old, but maybe some of you still didn't see this. BTW, it's interesting!
Please count the people below, wait for the picture to change then count them again. This is guaranteed to drive you crazy!

Where exactly did the extra guy come from?